It can be argued that selfies are the worst thing to come out of our generation. It can also be argued that they're the greatest function to come from our modern digital world.
But if we're being totally honest with ourselves, we all take way too many, they're all basically the same, and no one needs to see our mug that often. It's time for us to stand up and take a selfie for something with purpose—we need to start making selfies for our toast.
If you'd rather eat and serve your face instead of posting it on Facebook, it's now possible with the help of Burnt Impressions.
All you have to do is to upload a selfie to their website, and they will make a plate of your face that will fit into a toaster that is included. The company removes the background for you so that your mug is the focus of your toast. The whole process is really cool.
The plate and toaster combined will cost you $39 on their website. You could also get a toaster with the face of Jesus, any wording or symbol that you like, or hey, why not a picture of your enemy? You could assert your dominance by buttering up a toasted picture of their face and feed it to your dogs! Man I love technology!